Hefner Gives Advice to Jesse James and Bombshell Apologizes

You know you’ve screwed up your relationship when the guy who practically invented, and most certainly perfected, the art of multiple partners, (at the same time) calls you a “real creep.”

84 year old Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy and the original poster child for casual sex, said he’s considering settling down and thinks sexual addiction is a cop out.   He said this about celebrity motorcycle builder and reality TV star Jesse James.

When you get married you make a commitment. Sandra’s husband looks like a real creep. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.”

Jesse with some bike builder...

Whoa there Jesse.  I think Hugh just call you a lying creep.  Yes, he did.

But he didn’t stop there.  He said your rehab is a sham.

He can if he wants to. But this idea that it’s an addiction is a cop-out; Some people get obsessed with sex, but it’s not like alcohol or drugs; He did it because he could get away with it.”

Then there’ s Bombshell McGee, who offered Sandra an apology that reeks of either stupidity or….ignorance.

She said: “Sandra, I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all this is public. I’m sorry for everything. I feel bad for Sandra. I want to give her a heartfelt apology.

Ok well, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth on that one.  But wait, it gets better.  Bombshell claims that Jesse lied to her and told her that he was separated from Bullock!  Uh, how hard would it be to check that story out?

She told Australian TV show ‘Today Tonight': “I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

In case anyone cares, Sandra is saying she’s going to divorce James when he finishes sex rehab, and Hugh is saying he’s thinking about marrying his newest girlfriend, Crystal Harris.  He’s even kicked out all his other gal pals. Ok, so we’ve strayed a bit from strictly motorcycle related on that tidbit but the chuckle factor just proved too much to pass up.

We’ll leave you with one of our favorite quotes from Hefner.

“One of the things I’ve tried to do with my life is redefine the boundaries that I think are very limiting. I’m not suggesting that everybody should have three girlfriends, or necessarily have girlfriends living with them. I think there are many, many options to living your life.”

Well, isn’t that what Jesse was doing?  Redefining his boundaries?  Discovering new options?  C’mon Hef, cut the boy some slack.

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